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toilets at my university
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Only for musically literate
C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, “sorry,
but we don’t serve minors.” So E-flat leaves, and C and G
have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the
fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries
to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, “Excuse me.
I’ll just be a second.” Then A comes in, but the bartender
is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the
bar and says, “Get out! You’re the seventh minor I’ve found
in this bar tonight.”
E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with
nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, “you’re looking
sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major
development.” Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit
and everything else, and is au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he’s
under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of
contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced
to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional
facility.
Can’t I just show you a female baby?
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more catch up
Day 18- Plans/dreams/goals you have
Plans: Either be ridiculously famous in the future or riduclously rich. Either shall do.
Dreams: To be an actor
Goals: Get good at dancing/get skinny
Day 19- Nicknames you have; why do you have themConsidering my real name is ridiculously short (4 letters) and my full name is even shorter (7 letters) I haven’t really seen an need for a nickname for myself
Day 20- Someone you see yourself marrying/being with in the future
Honestly, I can’t see a single person I would be willing to marry in the future.
The floor looks pretty dry to me.
Just my bro =]
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